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megwhyte:

Kelly:

1. Unless we have silver hair or are a poet laureate, don’t ever call us ma’am. Try girl. Justin Timberlake has made a career out of its generous use.

Pam:

1. If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves, you are in big trouble.

So like, if Justin ever called me “ma’am” I’d probably have to cut him.  But if we ever saw one of his ex girlfriends, I wouldn’t be all crazy and possessive because he’s with ME now, and I know that there are no unrequited feelings.

Plus Kelly is just a way funnier character than Pam.  I mean, remember the time she explained to Ryan what Netflix was?

“So then the next movie moves to the top of the queue. So No. 5 becomes No. 4. No. 6 becomes No. 5. No. 3 becomes No. 2, etc., etc. And lets just say that I just sent back ‘Love, Actually’ — which was awesome — and they sent me ‘Uptown Girls’ — which was also awesome. But guess what? Now I want to see ‘Love, Actually’ again, but it’s at the bottom of the queue. ‘Oh, no, what do I do?’ What I do is this: I go online. I go click, click, click, and I change the order of the queue so that I can see ‘Love, Actually’ as soon as i want to. It’s so easy, Ryan. Do you really not know how Netflix works?”