January 2010
1 post
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-9) →
Lily Allen (2)
Mary J. Blige (2)
Aaliyah (1)
Lady GaGa (1)
Keyshia Cole (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
August 2009
1 post
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-9) →
Lily Allen (2)
Mary J. Blige (2)
Aaliyah (1)
Lady GaGa (1)
Keyshia Cole (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
3 posts
“Recognition is the first step to recovery or prioritizing your budget.”
– Mason Collier, one of the commenters on Jennet Parker’s facebook. Love it.
May 2009
23 posts
Diamonds Suck! A Personal Essay on the Virtues of... →
YESSSS
Tumblarity: 0.
Achieved in only one week of not posting or mindlessly reblogging.
Funny funny English
lickystickypickyme:
The following piece is by Richard Lederer, who has written many amusing articles and books on the English language.
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t...
16 Victims of the Church of Scientology →
Scientology is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever heard of.
hey!
if you didn’t know about it, i’m a total jerkface!
there. now you can stop yelling at me when you realize the things i thought were obvious all along, you silly two-faced bitch.
barelysarcasm:
lovelesswrists:
I Wanna Get a...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-10) →
Leona Lewis (1)
Julie London (1)
Lily Allen (1)
Hank Snow (1)
The Who (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
best of craigslist : Dear Mr. Scammer..I am sorry... →
April 2009
56 posts
“What would help the fight for same-sex marriage is for supportive heterosexual...”
– The Bilerico Project | Husbands and wives and partners, oh my!
In response to the suggestion that same-sex couples start using ‘husband’ or ‘wife’ instead of partner to normalize things for the straight people of the world, and make same-sex equality more acceptable
“But it’s the men who are attacking the women! If there’s to be a curfew, let the...”
– Golda Meir
An Open Letter to *Some* of the Men in My Life «... →
I’m printing it out and handing out copies of this to at least five people right now.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-19) →
Lily Allen (4)
Lady Sovereign (3)
Fiona Apple (2)
Duffy (2)
Loretta Lynn (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
HOLY CRAP MONKEYS
baileygenine:
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HIPSTER IS THE BEST THING EVER. READ THE CAPTIONS PEOPLE, THE CAPTIONS.
I agree. I nearly cried with joy the first time I read that tumblelog. Love it, love it, love it.
“Dan in Denver says: April 17th, 2009 at 11:54 am -
This one’s easy. Most of...”
– Feministe » Petit Fours
Referencing the inherent transphobia in making jokes calling Ann Coulter a trans-woman, and then defending those nasty jokes by pointing out Coulter’s own transphobia. The blog itself is extremely well-written, but IMHO, this is The Best Comment I’ve ever...
Time is an illusion. The only time now is party time. Are we clear?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-12) →
Lady Sovereign (4)
Fiona Apple (3)
Loretta Lynn (3)
Animal Collective (2)
Bill Haley and the Comets (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
WatchThe incredibly simple melody of the short ‘Bocuma’ becomes a lump-in-the-throat meditation on man’s place in the universe through subtle pitch shifts and just the right mist of reverb. The slow fade-in on ‘An Eagle in Your Mind’ is the lonesome sound of a gentle wind brushing the surface of Mars moments after the last rocket back to Earth has lifted off.” Why...
*sigh*
enjoli:
I didn’t attach this to the post that prompted it because better and more important points were made in response to it and also I don’t want to be responsible for any of you having to read more stressful shit at the end of a long day.
But can I say something to you as someone who grew up in a “safe” suburb just outside Atlanta? Next door to a middle class professional woman who had to...
“When I was your age, television was called books.”
– Peter Falk as The Grandfather in The Princess Bride
Kelly Kapoor's 10 Things You Don't Know About... →
megwhyte:
Kelly:
Unless we have silver hair or are a poet laureate, don’t ever call us ma’am. Try girl. Justin Timberlake has made a career out of its generous use.
Pam:
If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves, you are in big trouble.
So like, if Justin ever called me “ma’am” I’d probably...
I would give anything to go swimming right now.
(via frangry)
i felt like that all day.